Don't mess with farm kids

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stansblue72

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DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks
if he has done his chores.

'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until
he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the
chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he
feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any
milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the
kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him
or should I ?'
 
I'm offended.
Such a lewd discription of a womans "area" is totally unacceptable...












Now, where is that damned sarcasm font i keep hearing about?
 
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