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  1. ScampMike

    ScampMike Despicable Damn Yankee

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    me thinkin' Ben is right - he took her home and made her dessert.. he may be dumb, but he's not a dweeb - [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q"]The Offspring - "Self Esteem" - YouTube[/ame]
     
  2. magnumdart

    magnumdart There is a bad moon on the rise. FABO Gold Member

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    Don't pay any attention to these guys Cope. Once you get past the smell, you got it licked.
     
  3. 69FBCuda

    69FBCuda Life in the Fast Lane FABO Gold Member

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    3 pages later and the OP has not responded, I say he was DRUNK and dont remember. Man those were the days. huh ?
     
  4. cannucky

    cannucky The Guy With No Birthday

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    Remember 35% of women are and on prescription anti-phsycotic drugs . That means 65% are running around unmedicated.
     
  5. barbee6043

    barbee6043 barbee 6043 FABO Gold Member

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    I say the OP is messing with us!!! or he run off and eloped!????
     
  6. ScampMike

    ScampMike Despicable Damn Yankee

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    he's lurking his own thread!!
     
  7. magnumdart

    magnumdart There is a bad moon on the rise. FABO Gold Member

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    With all the encouragement we gave him he might have offed himself.
     
  8. spl440

    spl440 Everybody's Fool FABO Gold Member

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    Do you know why they call it PMS? because Mad Cow disease was already taken........:twisted:
     
  9. Ben Drinkin

    Ben Drinkin Hey bartender! FABO Gold Member

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    I hope she at least had some tig ol bitties..
     
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    jeryst Well-Known Member

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    They're cheaper to rent.
     
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    Chuckman Well-Known Member

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    With anything that has to do with a woman. RUN AWAY QUICK!
     
  12. ScampMike

    ScampMike Despicable Damn Yankee

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    you know what PMS stands for? Packing My Shit..
     
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    tiltsix Well-Known Member

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    Ive been married to the same woman for 33 yrs(most of it good)and I don't know what I would do without her.She puts up with my crap every day.thats not easy between cars,jeeps ,trucks 4 wheelers, and boats...................................Jeff
     
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    tiltsix Well-Known Member

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    And Beer
     
  15. barbee6043

    barbee6043 barbee 6043 FABO Gold Member

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    its a lucky man that finds the right woman, and likewise for her. and knows what he got....

    some find the right one, others just put up with it all till they kick the bucket....
     
  16. ScampMike

    ScampMike Despicable Damn Yankee

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    women - sure, I could live without them... but I'm just too lazy :twisted:
     
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    chryslerfat Well-Known Member

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    Divorced women are all someone elses train wreck. Give it time and she may become your train wreck also.
     
  18. ScampMike

    ScampMike Despicable Damn Yankee

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    whatever OP decided - I am sure he is Coping with it. ...pretty bad huh? I couldn't resist..
     
  19. magnumdart

    magnumdart There is a bad moon on the rise. FABO Gold Member

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    You'd think by now he would he would of come up for air.
     
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