Funny Country Song Titles

[Glenguy]

- Don't Shed The Tears That You Cry For Him On My Good White Shirt
- Who's Been Shucking My Corn?
- My Little Yoho Lady
- Get Off The Kitchen Stove, Granny, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
- She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft
- Fax Me A Beer
- Up Your Assets
- Why Don't You Shut Your Mouth And Open Up Your Heart?
- I Forgot To Remember To Forget
- She Blacked My Blue Eyes
- Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up You Nose
- Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
- Take Back Your Heart, I ordered Liver

 

[jaws]

I'm Sick and tired of waking up sick and tired.

 

[G-Fish]

I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back, crying over you.

 

[Pound]

One I remember from the past: What do you get when you work your fingers to the bone? Bony fingers! I think this was from the early 80's

 

[Glenguy]

One I remember from the past: What do you get when you work your fingers to the bone? Bony fingers! I think this was from the early 80's

Yep! I remember that one.

 

[norshorblufish]

“You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd”
by Roger Miller

 

[Headintheclouds]

Not sure it qualifies as Country but I like
I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left
Seasick Steve.

 

[RedFish]

(big ol' pile of) Shift Work

 

[Unconventional]

Nothing from Ray Stevens yet?

 

[RedFish]

Guitarzan

 

[sawdoff]

It still isn't gonna suck itself - Rhoda Hardcok

 

[Bobacuda]

“You’re Right, I’m Left’ She’s Gone”
“Pissing in the Wind”
“Swerving in My Lane”
“Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw”

 

[jeff alder]

 

[dartindanno]

Nothing from Ray Stevens yet?

Don't look Ethel!!

 

[Wolfgange]

I can't get over a girl like you.---So you'll have to answer the phone

 

[RedFish]

Is Up Against The Wall Redneck Muther heard yet? Always a Friday night fave

 

[Bobacuda]

“Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed”

“All My Give a Damn is Gone”

 

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