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This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my
left and there was a

woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked ba ck she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked
my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell

into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an

important call.

Damn women
 
I love it!Having just recently started a new job driving truck,i see that stuff all the time.
 
EvilScamp said:
Big Jim and the Twins BURNED

Ummm... I hope " Big Jim & the Twin's" weren't out enjoying some fresh air while all this was happening, and THAT'S why they got burned! :shock:
 
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