German Man Kills Himself Trying to Blow Up Condom Machine

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  1. krazykuda

    krazykuda Well-Known Member FABO Gold Member How-To Section Editor

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    I know it's not funny when people die, but this headline says it all:


    German Man Kills Himself Trying to Blow Up Condom Machine

    Okay, so here's the headline: Man Kills Himself Trying to Blow Up Condom Machine. I don't really have much to add ... except What. The. Actual. F*ck!?! In a Christmas gift to humanity, or possibly a last-minute entry to the 2015 Darwin Awards, or possibly an extreme method of birth control, a man in Germany killed himself when he tried to blow up a condom vending machine.

    On Christmas Day, police in the town of Schoeppingen found cash and condom packets on the ground near the destroyed machine, reports the Associated Press. The man was hit by flying debris from the machine after he and two friends triggered an explosion. The other men brought him to hospital, initially claiming his injuries were because he fell down a flight of stairs, which, in fairness, is a much less ignoble way to die.


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    I guess you could say that he really blew it.... :glasses7:
     
  2. chryslerfat

    chryslerfat Well-Known Member

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    A true blow job there.
     
  3. 67 Power Wagon

    67 Power Wagon Hemi Pawr or BUST!

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    But, WHY? -Nothing said, answers that question. WHY where they trying to blow up a condom machine?
     
  4. fratzog lover

    fratzog lover Well-Known Member

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    How bad does one need cash?
     
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    spl440 Everybody's Fool FABO Gold Member

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    guess his parents should of used one.................................condom that is...........
     
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    CudaChick1968 Leanna ~ The Mistress of Metal FABO Vendor

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    The article indicates he was hit in the face by flying shrapnel.from the explosion.

    He could've avoided it ... with head protection.

    :-D
     
  7. magnumdart

    magnumdart There is a bad moon on the rise.

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    Was it the explosion that killed him, or could we maybe blame it on the fifth of Schnapps that probably preceded it?
     
  8. Dartnut

    Dartnut Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

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    Only a dink would do that........
     
  9. Coyote Jack

    Coyote Jack Member #55, I'm old FABO Gold Member

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    I wonder if one of the pieces of shrapnel got blown over his big head and got stuck and he suffocated?

    Jack
     
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    moparownr Well-Known Member

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    There is no explaining some people...........
     
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    Maybe he mis-usderstood when someone said to blow them up first to check for leaks.... #-o
     
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