Halloween Jokes

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Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?? ........................................................Her warlock husband had a Holloweenie!!!
 
Door bell rings, Man opens door and says "Look hun, It's little Tommy from next door."
"I'm not Tommy, I'm a pirate.
The man giggles and says "So where are your buccaneers?"
Tommy says "Under this buckin hat".
One more, What do you get when you goose a ghost? A hand full of sheet.
 
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