1. BarracudaWild68

    BarracudaWild68 Well-Known Member

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    How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room spins! That's the only joke I know. That's all I got.
     
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    • toolmanmike

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      :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
       
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      • eekvonzipper

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        5! 1 to Hold the Bulb and Four to Turn the Ladder!!!
         
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          Depends on how many are leprechans
           
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          • Bodyperson

            Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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            How many psychiatrists does it take? Just one but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
             
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            • RustyRatRod

              RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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              What's the guarantee that the room is gonna spin the right direction?
               
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              • Ironracer

                Ironracer Gearhead

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                Now that's funny! Spoken like a true Mechanic! But, if it's like the agenda they are playing, then It don't matter, the threads go both ways!
                 
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                • Treblig

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                  What do you call it when an Elf takes a "Selfie" of himself ??........................................................................




                  An "Elfie"
                   
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                    How many roaches does it take to change a light bulb?

                    Nobody knows; as soon as the light comes on, they all scatter.
                     
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                      How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                      Only two but I don't know how in the world they get in there!
                       
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                      • RedFish

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                        • Blind Squirrel

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                          First they will tell you to download the free service manual.
                           
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                            RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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                            Well with some threads, direction doesn't matter. lol
                             
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                            • BarracudaWild68

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                              Holy crap, Batman, I didn't know there was such a beast (dual thread bolt). Now I've seen it all!
                               
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                              Ironracer Gearhead

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                              I've seen that before. Trying to.figure out applications... and how strong are the threads?
                               
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                                How many Ethiopians can you get in a phone booth?










                                All of em!
                                 
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                                  Well if it don’t, simply swap two of the guys. (electrical humor based on three phase)
                                   
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                                        I posted that one for us old guys who would get it. It may not hold true anymore....they may have had a few cheeseburgers since then!
                                         
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                                          One I remember is the definition of a thumb tack: Ethiopian with an army helmet on
                                           
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                                            How to tell if an Ethiopian is rich? Look for the Rolex around his waist!
                                             
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                                              • RedFish

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                                                I know this really doesn't fit here but I liked it so...
                                                "Yeah I normally bench press 225, 230. Wait for it...................



                                                Today I made it to 3 o'clock."
                                                 
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