How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room spins! That's the only joke I know. That's all I got.
Now that's funny! Spoken like a true Mechanic! But, if it's like the agenda they are playing, then It don't matter, the threads go both ways!
What do you call it when an Elf takes a "Selfie" of himself ??........................................................................ An "Elfie"
How many roaches does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows; as soon as the light comes on, they all scatter.
How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two but I don't know how in the world they get in there!
96 Lightbulb Jokes That’ll Definitely Brighten Up Your Day How many FABO member replies to change a light bulb? Without first knowing year, make, model, which bulb?... Good luck with that.
I posted that one for us old guys who would get it. It may not hold true anymore....they may have had a few cheeseburgers since then!
I know this really doesn't fit here but I liked it so... "Yeah I normally bench press 225, 230. Wait for it................... Today I made it to 3 o'clock."
