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Ethiopian magician: now for my next trick, he turned sideways and disappeared.
How can you tell who is the bride at an Ethiopian wedding? She's the one surrounded by flies
And then there was: What do they call mini blinds in Ethiopia? Bunk beds!
Fastest animal in the world? An Ethiopian chicken!
And how does a 22 year old Bellevue WA girl change a light bulb? "Daddy I want a new condo!"
How many cowboys to change that lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to sing about how much he misses the old one...
How do you keep the flies off the bride? Spread poop on the walls.
How many banjo players needed to change that bulb? Doesn’t matter, they’ll all be out of tune anyway!
Why can't Irishmen become lawyers???? They can't pass a bar....
I just met my new neighbour. I introduced myself and he said Haywood Jablome. I thought that's a weird name.
Had a guy living across the section, his name is Harold Dyck.
How many men does it take to clean a bathroom? None! That’s woman’s work.
duck here comes the fry pan.
And put a 360 in it. And then stroke it.
Now you’re getting down right kinky
Do you want a bigger bore or a longer rod?
Why does the bride wear white? The color matches the other appliances.
My wife hates when I tell that joke.
Redneck a..hole.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb? The point is moot,they don't know what electricity or a light bulb are.
I heard that joke a long long time ago and had forgotten it Thanks Duggie lol
Better wash your hands first