How to make 1 roll of Toilet Paper last a whole month!!!

[harrisonm]

Let me be clear that I NEVER have tried this and never will. Note that it is in the Jokes and Funny Stuff section. However, it was suggested a few years ago by a tree hugging radical who thought excess TP use would lead to our demise. So someone actually thought this was a serious alternative.
1. First take one sheet of TP and fold it in half:

2. Fold it in half again into a square:

3. Then tear a little bit off of the corner with the two folds:

4. Open the little square up, and you will have a hole in the middle. Put your middle finger through.

5. No pictures available for the next 4 steps (LOL). Then wipe thoroughly with your finger, pull the finger through the TP hole (wiping the finger thoroughly with the TP during that process) flush the TP, and then thoroughly wash your hands. All done with only one piece of TP. Enjoy!

 

[gdrill]

You missed one part. That little piece you removed to make the hole is to clean under your fingernail.

 

[Dfr360cuda]

So I guess you've never been to Taco Bell.

 

[dartfreak75]

So I guess you've never been to Taco Bell.

Hahaha!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I have that video but don't know how to post it on here. Dead funny though.

 

[1969383S]

Dad always said the Military Taught him that!

 

[CudaChick1968]

 

[pishta]

4 squares. Fold twice into 1 square, wipe. Fold once more and wipe again. Works every time....but repeat if needed. Also depends on how you sit...hey, you brought it up!

I told my boy "Use cheap toilet paper and youll get in touch with your inner self" he laughed.

 

[meathead66]

Why not use both sides? Lasts twice as long.

 

[abodyjoe]