Keep It Neat

[retroron]

Many years ago I was on a TWA flight from Boston to San Francisco. This 300 pounder came aboard and wouldn't you know it, she had the seat right next to me by the window. It took the extension to bolt her in. She ordered 2 scotches, "neat", and then proceeded to tell me she owned a cosmetics company. Besides being a bit "plump" she had a mustache that would put Tom Sellick's to shame. After she slammed the double she ordered 2 more. As the flight attendant brought the drinks, she asked her if she wanted ice. The 300 pounder said , "no, I drink it neat". The guy sitting outboard of me leaned over and whispered, "man there ain't nothin' neat about that"!

 

[harrisonm]

You should have bought her a double. You might have gotten lucky.

 

[RustyRatRod]

You should have bought her a double. You might have gotten lucky.

Mile high or two tons of fun? Both?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Probably need some flour as well

 

[harrisonm]

Probably need some flour as well

As in roll her in Flour and look for the wet spot;
Or to have her bake you some cookies.

 

[RustyRatRod]

As in roll her in Flour and look for the wet spot;
Or to have her bake you some cookies.

I'd much prefer cookies.

 

[1WildRT]

Mile high or two tons of fun? Both?

Two for one..... Many Many years ago a guy I knew took a large black woman home with him.... We were all scratching our heads, he had scored with some pretty fine women in the past & it was outta character for him... Saw him a week later & gave him a hard time about it.. He just laughed & said he'd been able to check two things off his list with only the shame of one... LOL. Sick bastard...

 

[RustyRatRod]

Two for one..... Many Many years ago a guy I knew took a large black woman home with him.... We were all scratching our heads, he had scored with some pretty fine women in the past & it was outta character for him... Saw him a week later & gave him a hard time about it.. He just laughed & said he'd been able to check two things off his list with only the shame of one... LOL. Sick bastard...

LOL

 

[Mark Wainwright]

As in roll her in Flour and look for the wet spot;
Or to have her bake you some cookies.

Yes.
You can also roll them in baking soda then watch for the fizzle.

 

[RustyRatRod]

Yes.
You can also roll them in baking soda then watch for the fizzle.

Now that's gettin just nasty. LOL