Kitty Had An Engine Failure..

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  1. RustyRatRod

    RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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    Kitty had an engine failure today after going for a ride.
    ENGINE TROUBLE.jpg
     
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    • Tooljunkie

      Tooljunkie King of cobble/master of the broken bolt FABO Gold Member

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      Boy are you in trouble,Rob. Btw what’s Kitty’s number?
       
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      • toolmanmike

        toolmanmike Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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        Good thing she doesn't hang around here or you'd be in deep doo doo! She would be all over you like a cheap suit. :rofl:
         
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        • RustyRatRod

          RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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          We did that last night.
           
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          • toolmanmike

            toolmanmike Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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            Good for you! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
             
          • diymirage

            diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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            Running a little rich, are we?
             
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            • K.O. SWINGER

              K.O. SWINGER Meeting in the alley since 1976

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              Combined with a possible timing issue?
               
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              • dadsbee

                dadsbee FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                You order her T shirt yet???????? :lol:
                 
              • Bodyperson

                Bodyperson Pedal to the metal FABO Gold Member

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                Your grass is ass
                 
              • diymirage

                diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                On a related note...

                 
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                • SGBARRACUDA

                  SGBARRACUDA ROY FABO Gold Member

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                  Oooooooow, I’m telling!
                   
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                  • LocuMob

                    LocuMob Fluid Technician FABO Gold Member

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                    "I'm not listening!"
                     
                  • 67Dart273

                    67Dart273 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                    I think I'll just "screenshot" this post and "save it for later." Who knows what kinda "'deal" I can get on parts, etc.........................
                     
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                    • diymirage

                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      I'm guessing you're looking for a smoking deal ?
                       
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                      • AUSA66

                        AUSA66 Well-Known Member

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                        Too many beans
                         
                      • harrisonm

                        harrisonm Well-Known Member

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                        Hey, @RustyRatRod , are you saying Kitty can't drive a stick.
                        I can't take credit for that. My wife, Karen came up with it.
                         
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                        • memike

                          memike Super Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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                          Made me Lol :rofl::rofl::rofl:
                           
                        • Yunick13

                          Yunick13 Well-Known Member

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                          Looks like a pretty good burnout to me
                           
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                          • famous bob

                            famous bob mopar misfit

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                            borrowed from my wife ------------nuff said
                             
                          • Mark Wainwright

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                            Why don't witches wear underwear?

                            So they can get a better grip on the broom handle
                             
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                            • barbee6043

                              barbee6043 barbee 6043 FABO Gold Member

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                              My wife stepped up to riding the vacuum cleaner!!! :rofl:
                               
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                              • Demonx2

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                                Asking for a friend...what is her phone number????
                                 
                              • krazykuda

                                krazykuda Well-Known Member FABO Gold Member How-To Section Editor

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                                That gives it more boost... :D
                                 
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