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  1. Fred Scigliano

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    Sure would be fun to destroy a car instead of fixing them. Just once in my life I would have a blast but bet I wouldn't last long on the track.
    Thanks CF that was fun.
     
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    • Biff

      Biff Cheep not easy

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      First fall storm
       
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      What Biff you got bad weather already?
       
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        50mm of rain today already ,more till Monday it's the kinda rain that gets you wet !
         
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          Tryed taking a video but wont up load
           
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          I have a problem doing anything on a computer or the damn cell phone that I just got.
           
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            But I fix computer cars every day weird :lol:
             
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            • chryslerfat

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              Speaking of He He He the leader they selected is having a real hard time right now because he dont know what the codes mean or how to go about fixing them so every bus that gets an engine light goes to the dealer. The last one that we could have done for 2 grand cost 12 grand. Funny how I told them that would happen because I suddenly forgot how to fix them. He has them bullshitted so far telling them it emissions and we could not repair it in house. I figure by the end of the month we should have spent the years dealer budget in ful. He he he karma is a bitch when you screw over a good employee.
               
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              • Fred Scigliano

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                I bet he knows you could fix the problems.
                 
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                  Oh he does and has asked the other mechanic to try and get the answers from me. The other guy says he understands and is not pushing me. I called in sick today because there were 2 more written up last night with an engine light. lmao
                   
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                  • Fred Scigliano

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                    Best not to piss off the head mechanic and put a dumb ass in his place.
                     
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                    • Fred Scigliano

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                      Had to think about that Biff and really have no idea when the computer tells you the sensor is out on whatever system. How the hell you find it!
                       
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                      • chryslerfat

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                        Fred I have found that the code only tells you the part that is bad 10% of the time. You have to learn what code or group of codes leads to the problem. It is confusing more so on The Cummins engines I work on.
                         
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                        • Fred Scigliano

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                          Best if I stick to fixing dents and leave the electrical to you and Biff. If I get a problem with my car sensors I'll try a hammer and if that don't work I'll trade you and you fix my car and I'll put the new 1/4 panels on your A body.:)
                           
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                          • Biff

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                            The code gives you a general direction but the multimeter is your best friend. Not as hard as it looks :rolleyes:
                             
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                            • Fred Scigliano

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                              Going to a car show tomorrow that is over 200 miles away one way. Meeting up with a good friend that lives in the town the car show is in and he has my new VW bug that I get to see. I'm excited and the Scamp is ready to go. This old man is not ready but will drag my ass out of bed early and after 3 cups of coffee I'll be good. LOL
                               
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                                Well that’s exciting!
                                 
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                                • missing linc

                                  missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                  They don't bother me really, I've seen lots of examples where most of the seams were close, almost like they were actually aligned. The box includes "random sizes", but there are still only so many pieces to choose from.
                                   
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                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                    That's about as exciting as it gets for an old man I think.
                                     
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                                      missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                      I ordered a set of headers for my Bronco on June 21, still waiting for them, I called the manufacturer after getting excuses from the retailer, and yes, there is a backlog in manufacturing.
                                       
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                                      • Fred Scigliano

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                                        Kinda like the screws on my garage tin roof not being exactly in line and I'm the only one that notices it and no one gives a shit.
                                         
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                                        • missing linc

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                                          My garage roofing is the same, I figure if anyone is going to go up there and look, well, they got much deeper problems anyway. :poke:
                                           
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                                          • Fred Scigliano

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                                            Figures, Had the same problem with my Scamp bucket seats and when I got them they sent me 2 left seats. They wanted one back before they sent me a right one but about 3 months out. Screw that I made it work and yea pisses me off.
                                             
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                                            • Biff

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                                              Still raining :thumbsup:
                                               
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