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  1. Mark Wainwright

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    LOL that might be the cause of your demise. The cemetery would never be the same Fred. How's the saying we'd wake the dead? LOL
     
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    • Mark Wainwright

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      We'll be in a crypt about 2 ft off the ground but about 8ft from my mother-in-Law. Too close LOL So much for peace and quiet. lol
       
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      • Mark Wainwright

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        Had a real scary thing happen up north in Sudbury in the mines. A heavy piece of equipment fell down the mine shaft and took out some of the elevator system. This happened last Saturday and trapped 39 miners underground. They were down approx 150 stories or twice the height of our CN tower. They had to use ladders to get them out. One guy was 61 yrs old but he made it ok. They had medical teams at some the locations to check the guys out. They have them all out now which is wonderful and no injuries which is also amazing.
        I think if I was the 61 yr old I think I'd be calling it a day and retire.
         
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        • Mark Wainwright

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          Might as well change the filter while you have the pan off unless it's fairly new
           
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          • Fred Scigliano

            Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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            Morning Mark that's a scary thing to happen and if it was me I would defiantly retire early.
             
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            • diymirage

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              ever seen this movie?




              its about a mine collapse in Chile, about a decade ago
              i seem to remember it being in the news all over the world for 3 months
               
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              • Fred Scigliano

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                Yea I remember hearing about it but never seen the movie.
                 
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                • Mark Wainwright

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                  One hilarious thing about the Chili mine disaster was one guy came to the surface and both his wife and girlfriend were there to greet him OOOOOPS!!!
                   
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                  • Fred Scigliano

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                    Bet he got stuffed back down the hole real fast.
                     
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                    • Mark Wainwright

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                      Did you get the door fixed Fred?
                       
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                      Spent an hour cleaning up the 300 as it was covered in residue from the undercoating yesterday. They did a nice job though and soaked the shit out of it. Going to drip for maybe a week but don't care as it all cleans up off the garage floor anyway.
                       
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                      • diymirage

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                        Yeah, he woulda been safer off if he had stayed underground
                         
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                          Well guys back to civilization. Couldn’t find the poop thread so I’ll post it here. This was my view from the throne at moose camp and one of the amazing sunsets.

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                          • Fred Scigliano

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                            Yea all fixed Mark and upgraded to a better set up.
                             
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                            • Fred Scigliano

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                              Glad to have you back did you have a good time?
                               
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                              • Mark Wainwright

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                                Most importantly, did you get any meat?
                                 
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                                • Biff

                                  Biff Cheep not easy

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                                  Good afternoon guys ,got my second covid shot yesterday wow it’s kicked the shit outa me slept all night just got outta bed . Insane all the guys said it would but I thought they were teasing man sick but oh no gonna try to eat something and see how that goes .
                                   
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                                    That's your immune system working Biff and looks like it's working well. You'll be fine buddy. Hang in there.
                                    It doesn't happen to everyone. My wife and I were fine
                                     
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                                    Biff Cheep not easy

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                                    It’s awfull makes me appreciate how healthy I am (touch wood)
                                     
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                                      Biff Cheep not easy

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                                      Mabey a cup of tee will cheer me up ? 0218FD20-4C5C-4CE0-BBEB-027DCE114248.jpeg
                                       
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                                      • Fred Scigliano

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                                        I could start to like tea and might enjoy a cup full. lol
                                         
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                                        • Biff

                                          Biff Cheep not easy

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                                          Sorry for the girl pic I’m not in my best shape. :thumbsup:
                                           
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                                          • Fred Scigliano

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                                            I like girls so no problem just don't get kinky pictures. I'm old and even the simple pictures you post raises my blood pressure so the kinky ones would send me to my grave. But with a smile on my face.....LOL
                                             
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                                            • Biff

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                                              Ya know in today’s political climate you can be too careful might have the Gestapo knocking on my door :elmer:
                                               
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                                                Well guys just got home from work and checked my 1st field of beans. She is ready. I asked the boss this week if I can leave early with the other guys so I can farm. He said no your shift ends at 7. Cough cough I guess when I call in sick it wont matter. lol If nothing breaks I will be sick for the next 2 days because we are not expecting rain till Saturday.
                                                 
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