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  1. Bodyperson

    Bodyperson Pedal to the metal FABO Gold Member

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    Probable smelled the whiskey. LOL
     
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      Not while hunting after for sure but not during. Feds take a dim view of that
       
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      • Fred Scigliano

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        Sorry I farted wind is coming out of the South West. lol
         
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        • Bodyperson

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          I was referring to your previous post about "coffee royal" Around here that means whiskey.
           
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          • missing linc

            missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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            Been in the 30s overnight for about a week now, but did get up to 63* yesterday and Thursday. No complaints from me about it, forecast for next week looks like high 50s still. Every day without the white crap is a good day IMO. Still have to get the snowblower out from it's summer home beside the shed and winterize the lawnmower.
             
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            • Ahoey

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              Oh, there’s a fancy creamer I buy that’s called that. But now that you mention it that might not be a bad idea. Be taking a chance though
               
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              Couldn’t have been a chilli fart probably would have noticed that
               
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              • Bodyperson

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                That would then be a "coffee royal royal" YUM!!
                 
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                  What? I just put my lawnmower into storage for the winter never really found a use for it when the snow flys:rofl:
                   
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                  • Mark Wainwright

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                    Have to take your word for that Murray. Never been hunting.
                     
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                    I wouldn't eat it no matter how it's served
                     
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                    Whatever you do don't dance Fred LOL
                     
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                      Glad it's just rain Randy
                       
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                        Might burn all the dangly bits off.
                         
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                          I'll take rain any day instead of the 4 letter word
                           
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                            Biff Cheep not easy

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                            Morning men,lawn mower never gets put away in-fact mowing the lawn soon again it’s two fold pick up leaves and cut the grass . Big storm coming everyone is batting down might be bad half to wait and see.
                             
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                              Nice day today. Went for a nice walk before lunch. After lunch hauled most of the stuff out of the garage. Put a steel bar across the window so don't think anyone can get past that.
                              Cleaned and power washed the floor and the mower. Everything is nice a clean once again. Took the power washer downstairs for the winter and started putting some stuff away. Just getting ahead of the weather because you never know.
                               
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                              • Bodyperson

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                                Saw that. looks like a big one for sure.
                                 
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                                  Hope not a bad storm Biff.
                                   
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                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                    IMG_20211023_144621316_HDR.jpg IMG_20211023_144609593_HDR.jpg IMG_20211023_144635383.jpg There's the bug needs lots of work but the body is in good shape.
                                     
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                                        LOL a bit to far gone for that I think but I got a nice bottle of Vodka we could sip on and decide on it's destiny if you stop by.
                                         
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                                          Some day Buddy. I used to drive damned near to ND just to shoot a stinky Mule Deer.
                                           
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                                            Mule deer in our Western side of the state White tail over here so grab one of each and I'll start the BBQ grill. LOL
                                             
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                                              A little gas, a new battery, and a belt, you'll be cruising in no time.
                                               
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