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  1. Ahoey

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    Haven’t looked under a vw valve cover in years. Brings back many memories. New push rod tubes, gaskets and careful installation will save a lot of oil on the floor of your shop
     
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    • Mark Wainwright

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      Will that be for hunting Randy? If so good luck. My son has done that.
       
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      Hope you're giving your boss a hard time LOL
       
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        That sucks!!!
         
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          Morning fellas. We had some rain overnight and supposed to clear up so they say but not holding my breathe.
          Going for flu shot at 10:30 this morning
          Have fun with whatever you're doing.
           
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          • Fred Scigliano

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              • Fred Scigliano

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                Will be pulling the engine today but first coffee.
                 
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                  • Fred Scigliano

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                    Is that a bend over kinda flu shot?
                     
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                    • chryslerfat

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                      I think he hates his job now. lol The other guy I work with says he is frustrated and the main supervisor is in his ass over the budget. The supervisor told me I need to be part of the team again and I responded with shove it in your ass.
                       
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                      • Fred Scigliano

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                        You do your job he should be happy your there.
                         
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                          Just checking in to see if I won
                           
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                            Better chances winning here than the lottery for sure.
                             
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                              Lottery,good luck,still trying
                               
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                                We are all winners, right up until we lose. :realcrazy::realcrazy::realcrazy:
                                 
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                                  3forty "Raw Power"

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                                  Where's Fred pulling the engine or drinking coffee or both? lol
                                   
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                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                    Same here maybe 2 tickets a month is all but always fingers crossed.
                                     
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                                      That's a good way to put it. lol
                                       
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                                        Playing the same numbers for over 30 years,nickel and dime payouts
                                         
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                                        • missing linc

                                          missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                          No, I am not a hunter, just planning to disconnect from the world for a few days and recharge my batteries.
                                           
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                                          • missing linc

                                            missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                            Supposed to be back in the 50s by Thursday, so we can watch it all melt away and wait for the next one. Lol
                                             
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                                              • Fred Scigliano

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                                                That would be fun. You think an even trade for my rusty Bug would be fair? lol
                                                 
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