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                Morning fellas and happy Saturday. Mild today but lots of rain apparently. Perfect...that'll wash the streets down. Have a great weekend.
                 
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                  I was talking to my cousin in England the other day and he started telling me about Richard the Third.
                  They started calling him Richard the Turd and now simply known as Dick the Shit.
                  When we were in England last we went to the parking lot where they found his remains. Funnily enough there was a big "R" for reserved right in the spot where he was buried. What a coincidence.
                  He's now buried in a church basically across the road.
                  The picture of the parking lot where he was found and the final resting spot.
                  His casket was made by his living relative right here North West of Toronto.

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                    The guy sitting on the chair is Richards descendant and the guy that made the coffin
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                      Well it finally happened the waters been running of roof for the last two days. Snow dropped about a foot in the bush. Scraped about 8” of packed off drive way. Should be bare in a couple days. Shoveled a couple of questionable roofs on the yard. So I’m hoping to get the dart in shop tomorrow to start the preseason check, got a couple of items to look at nothing major. Hopefully I don’t find anything but we all know how that works.
                       
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                        Biff Cheep not easy

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                        Afternoon gentlemen, big rain storm last night ,but sunny today calling for more rain tonight and a chance of snow Monday doesnt matter I'm putting on summer tires today and servicing the truck . Cheers stay safe .
                         
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                          All of our snow is gone except one little bit on the boulevard and had a good rain. I have the large molding on the trunk lid off at present to get painted. Supposed to ready by Wed. Wouldn't take the car out with it missing. More rain next week as well.
                           
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                            Morning gents and Happy Sunday and Happy First Day of Spring 48375430_270404736985928_4357961452481413120_n - Copy.jpg
                             
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                              Biff Cheep not easy

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                                Jeff Seighman not my real name

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                                It'll knock you on your ass if used right!
                                 
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                                  Especially if it's in your wife's right hand and she's pissed at ya
                                   
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                                    Fred musta had chili tonight

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                                        Morning guys and Happy Monday.
                                        Spent yesterday afternoon changing over my new equipment with my cable supplier.
                                        It has made both PVR's redundant so will sell them.
                                        My special hook up on the upstairs tv for my hearing aids won't work (no Outputs)
                                        Can't use my headphones on the TV downstairs (once again no outputs)
                                        My special phone that links to my hearing aids now won't work.
                                        The new system is ok and a lot of bells and whistles even has voice command.
                                        So now I have to reset the wireless hookup for the printer and also reset both security cameras.
                                        Tell me again why I stay with Rogers Communications?
                                        Going to be another lovely day 10 and sunny so around 50F.
                                        Hope everyone had a great weekend now have a great day at work if there is such a thing.
                                         
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                                          Good morning guys. Water is just running here. Snow dropping faster than a hookers pants on Saturday night. Hasn’t froze over night in a week.
                                          Mark you stay with Rogers because none of the other companies are any better, they are all thieves built in obsolescence, out of date the moment you buy it
                                           
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                                            They have a license to steal. Most crooks go to jail and some own cable companies, don't we all know that.
                                            All our snow has now gone and we have a dirty green grass but it'll come alive pretty soon and back to cutting again. This year no fertilizer!!! It was just crazy cutting the grass every 3-4 days last year.
                                             
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                                              Like I’ve said before brown is my favourite colour for grass
                                               
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                                                My old neighbour always said in the summer time. I can't wait till the grass dies then I won't have to cut it. He was funny as hell with a very dry sense of humour. He'd have us laughing like crazy and he'd just stand there with a straight face which made it even funnier.
                                                He had a 82 Pontiac wagon and he kept it spotless. One day he was in the back cleaning the inside of the 1/4 windows. My wife walked up and said "what are you doing sleeping"?
                                                He turns around and says "Why don't you go into the kitchen and make a pie? Diane burst into laughing and then he started to giggle. He was a great neighbour
                                                 
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                                                  Morning men, been raining steady for two days now ,watching the news and CP rail is on strike that’s not good for the supply chain ! Well that’s what they tell us anyways.
                                                   
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                                                    If I got the story right they have been without a contract for 2yrs I believe.
                                                    These companies and unions have to smarten up. I said to my wife both sides know when the date is so if they don't come to an agreement before that date then both sides get a 1 million dollar fine each day till it's settled. Bet there wouldn't be any strikes or lock outs etc. Both sides know when the date is so buckle down and get er done.
                                                     
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