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  1. Mark Wainwright

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    Got the snows changed over on the 300 and then my wife went out this afternoon. So I went out for a nice drive in the Cuda. Didn't have all the windows down as normal but one down and the heater on so made it nice for a lovely drive. Going to see the bank manager tomorrow for a bank loan to fill the tank.
    BTW guys if you're feeling a little cold this might warm you up.
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      Never used gas, made the smokes taste funny. Used to use alcohol no flame people would see you lighting up there was smoke no fire. Would never let anyone use the lighter because they would always flip the lid off on the down stroke on their jeans and light the lighter on the up stroke, which always bent the hinge. Still have it retired it after carrying it for 34 years still works good, hinge tight, case has brass through on the corners. But even on alcohol they still stink. Tip take the flint out of a Bic, it’s 3 times the length of a ronson.
       
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      • Biff

        Biff Cheep not easy

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        Well got the heads off ,no parts available yet ,pro tip there’s 110 6mm bolts at least it feels like it omg what a cluster fuk ! Now the aluminum block head bolt threads could pull out of the block can’t wait for that !torque to yield :BangHead:
         
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          What are you paying up there? Two bucks a liter?
           
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          1.73/ litre in WPG.
           
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          1.63.9 here in Oshawa Ontario
           
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          Morning Guys and Happy Friday. Another week just flew by.
          Have a great weekend.
           
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            Not much worse than here, used to go to Montreal for the GP, always made sure to fuel my thirsty Dakota in VT
             
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              That still applies
               
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              Oshawa? How are the Fellows brothers doing? Their battles against Richard Spenard and David Epriham in the Player’s GM Series were epic, no one went home with straight body work
               
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              Oshawa is 30 miles east of Toronto.
              Who are those guys. I have no idea
               
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              202.9 on the island in the Pacific Ocean
               
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                      Looks like my neon when I changed the heater core, right to the fire wall#%*>%##>€**<~
                       
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                        When I used to smoke I carried a ZIPPO lighter which I thought was cool. Until I overfilled it and it leaked in my pocket next to the jewells. The lighter fluid burnt a hole into my skin that was not only very painful I took months to heal!!! NEVER carried it again.
                         
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                          One of the reasons I used alcohol
                           
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                            Never did like tats on girls, it reminds me of a park bench with a bunch of graffiti on it
                            it just looks trashy
                             
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                            • Mark Wainwright

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                              YIKES!!!!!. Isn't that Jason Kenny causing that? His cabinet are trying to get him to step down now or throw him out, one or the other.
                               
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                                  Girls are like park benches because they're both good to lay on. I certainly agree though I hate tats and piercings. Why ruin a lovely canvass
                                   
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                                    Hi guys... mixed day but mainly cold and windy. The sun has come out occasionally though.
                                    Been trying to arrange a covid test required for my surgery on Tuesday. What a pile of aggravation that was. Needs to be done on a Sunday but finally found a drug store that can do it. Made it so simple. Never deal with the gov if you need anything done, they don't know which end is up or so it seems and then try and talk to someone. That's a joke in itself!!!
                                     
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                                    • missing linc

                                      missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                      Kenny is no angel, but he has nothing to do with that, Horgan and Trudolt are the architects of that shit show.
                                      On a happier note, diesel here is $1.95.9 a bloody liter today.
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