I wrote this several years ago. (9-4-1996 to be exact) I thought some of the Mopar guys might want to see it. I am in NO WAY making light of what he did. And yes he did it. If it causes a controversy, I am asking the mods beforehand to delete it. Letter from O.J. Simpson That woman is a Barracuda. Maybe I should dress up like a Commando and go to her house. I'll knock on the door and when she answers, I'll Charger with all my Fury and Duster. Everyone will think a Prowler did it. Afterwards, I'll Dart back to my house and hop on a Superbird to Daytona. Or I could hide out in Aspen or Newport. No more hanging around on Fifth Avenue. If the police are Valiant enough to track me down, I'll say I am innocent because I was possessed by a Demon. Prison is no place for a Swinger like me. I have to go now. I have a 3:40 flight to Monaco. Yours truly, O.J. Simpson p.s. If I can't Dodge the police at the airport, I may have to rent a car at a Satellite parking lot and become a Road Runner for a while.