Letter from OJ Simpson

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  1. franktiregod

    franktiregod SAWB

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    I wrote this several years ago. (9-4-1996 to be exact) I thought some of the Mopar guys might want to see it. I am in NO WAY making light of what he did. And yes he did it.

    If it causes a controversy, I am asking the mods beforehand to delete it.





    Letter from O.J. Simpson

    That woman is a Barracuda. Maybe I should dress up like a Commando and go to her house. I'll knock on the door and when she answers, I'll Charger with all my Fury and Duster. Everyone will think a Prowler did it.

    Afterwards, I'll Dart back to my house and hop on a Superbird to Daytona. Or I could hide out in Aspen or Newport. No more hanging around on Fifth Avenue.

    If the police are Valiant enough to track me down, I'll say I am innocent because I was possessed by a Demon. Prison is no place for a Swinger like me.

    I have to go now. I have a 3:40 flight to Monaco.

    Yours truly,
    O.J. Simpson

    p.s. If I can't Dodge the police at the airport, I may have to rent a car at a Satellite parking lot and become a Road Runner for a while.
     
  2. 67Dart273

    67Dart273 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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    Funny. What a turd that guy is
     
  3. Rocky_JS

    Rocky_JS 'cuda

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    clever play on words.
     
  4. franktiregod

    franktiregod SAWB

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    I used to write a lot of goofy, funny stuff for fun. Tonight I found a bunch of my old stuff and was reading it.

    If you liked this, read my Christmas is cancelled thread.
     
  5. diymirage

    diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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    come one man, Frankie wrote a letter with 20 mopar references in it and all you can come up with in reply is one single chebby?
    you can do better man
     
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