Like sounding words

[Yote]

Old lady goes into a bank with a large cardboard box full of paper money and asks to deposit it. The teller sees this box full of money and asks “My gosh lady have you been hoarding this money”? She responds “Heavens no, my sister whored half of it”.

 

[retroron]

nothing rhymes with motherF^&**r

 

[Ahoey]

Like walking on to an airplane unexpectedly seeing your pal sitting there and yelling Hi Jack