Micheal Jackson...lol

[abodyjoe]

due to the fact that micheal jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

 

[dusted72]

Thats some funny $h!t

 

[ron spilman]

i heard that they are not going to bury him... instead he will be shipped straight to the wax museum! no prep required no molds, nothing!!

 

[abodyjoe]

lol.

 

[ocdart]

Finally figured out what caused the cardiac arrest.
Did you see pics of that huge mansion he's been renting? Well, turns out he went into a room of the mansion that he'd never been in before. Someone forgot to remove a mirror and he saw himself for the first time in years!

 

[gerrys]

[FONT=&quot]I heard he actually died of food poisoning – too many twelve year old nuts . . .[/FONT]

 

[Burntorange70]

Thats not right. Funny as hell though.

 

[7DUSTER3]

I feel sorry for the little boy that woke up next to him...

 

[64conv65hard]

Farrah Fawcet went to heaven and God told her she could have one last wish. Well she said, "Please keep all the children of the world safe"

 

[74Dart318]

wow. My dad and i just got a kick out of all of those

 

[adriver]

Have Michael Jackson burn out yet from the news?

Maybe this is the cure.

What happened to North Korea's missile test and the murder in Iran.

The government taking over medical insurance and rationing health care?

Is anyone actually glad that he died (Other than Governor Sanford.)

When will they find Michael Jackson’s doctor who has disappeared?

Who is Steve Marriott anyway? And do you care?

He wasn't the "King of Pop". Just the King of Blue Eyed Soul.






Humble Pie - I Don't Need No Doctor - 1971



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw&feature=related





HUMBLE PIE - C'mon Everybody (1974 Moon Walk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKh2TBDu9L4&feature=related

And don't forget
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u43zKHp026s

 

[luckymopar416]

Well this one just isn't right either but it is too funny
Michael Jacksons last words
"Take me to the Children's Hospital "

 

[BrianT]

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucett and Ed McMahon expecting for Christmas?? Patrick Swayze.

 

[waggin]

well they found the reason for the cardiac arrest.....he was chasin a school bus............

 

[KAZI]

What happened to North Korea's missile test and the murder in Iran.

The government taking over medical insurance and rationing health care?

Is anyone actually glad that he died (Other than Governor Sanford.)

When will they find Michael Jackson’s doctor who has disappeared?

Who is Steve Marriott anyway? And do you care?

Tune in tomorrow kids!
Same Bat Time,
Same Bat channel

 

[SpeedracerX]

I hear he has to be buried at least 500 yards from any school....

 

[MVRCorp]

Farrah Fawcet went to heaven and God told her she could have one last wish. Well she said, "Please keep all the children of the world safe"

Well if that's a "fill in the blank joke", here goes......


God granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.


LOL

 

[SCredneck]

due to the fact that micheal jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

I asked my wife earlier today if he was gonna be buried, cremated, or recycled. I guess I now have my answer.

 

[hemizach]

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Faucett and Ed McMahon expecting for Christmas?? Patrick Swayze.

Ok that ones just wrong

 

[adriver]

Tune in tomorrow kids!
Same Bat Time,
Same Bat channel

The "news" is starting to ask if more important stories are being ignored due to Jackson's death.
Well, if you have to ask....................................
I hear Jackson’s nose came off and he choked on it.
Now that you mention it, Jackson would have made a good “villain” for Batman.
Oh never mind, I think “Two Face” was already taken.
Just found out today via email, that the original Batmobile was the Lincoln Futura.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Futura

This just in: Bill Mays too.
I'm going to listen to Humble Pie.