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That poor woman instructor will probably have PTSD nightmares!
My girlfriend's such a bad cook, she uses the smoke alarm as a timer
Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you
What are a blonde's first words after graduating college? "Would you like fries with that?"
Somebody having girl problems ?
If Jaws was in Canada
Is that like Find Later sask. where u can see 100 miles in any direction. Don’t know how you could lose it to find later
Reminds me of a headline I saw in Wisconsin, "Missing Man Found Near Lost Lake" They never mentioned finding the lake!
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you are history. Here's your equipment ... chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?" The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
There was something very similar to that on "The Johnny Carson show one night but this happened in real life. His one guest was Zsa Zsa Gabour and she came out on stage with this white cat. The cat was sitting on her lap and she asked Johnny if he'd like to stroke her pussy. Of course Johnny being Johnny he replied that he would love to but get that dam cat out of the way first. True story because I was watching the show when it happened. Hilarious, I thought Ed McMann was going to choke