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And it still sounds like farts in a can..........
Wait... does that mean if I buy next to a farm I can do all those things too?!?
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. ... Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'
So THATS what they call it nowadays!
i started doing this years ago, because there was one light in town that had a yellow that was just too short i would approach the light, consider my speed and determine my "point of no return" (the point at which i can no longer safely stop for a yellow) then i would count down in my head until i got to the point and i wouldnt need to think if the light turned yellow before o hit 0, i would stop if it turned yellow after, id keep going ive been doing that for so long, it has almost become second nature and i do it at pretty much any intersection without even thinking
Her name was "Dee"......after awhile he shouted "OH-Dee?" (I know its a stretch....Audi....I know its not funny if you explain it....whateva)
Sorry, pretty bad on my part. Its an Audi.....OH Dee....she took a long time in the store so he shouted out for her......I know....I know....a stretch... but in my defense....I did disclaim that . Or is it an OPEL?
Either way it took me a while too to figure out. I will say that is the worst Dad joke I have ever heard and mods should delete immediately
I have a good Mopar buddy that drives an older Honda Accord for a daily driver. A couple years ago he found an old 3 lb Folgers coffee can, he welded it on the exhaust tip of the Honda. He said he got a lot of dirty looks from the ricer crowd. Sorry, no pics.
True story. Start one one thing, need to fix something to be able to complete first thing and get lost trying to fix second thing. Then stand there and wonder why the first thing is all apart in the corner.
That seems to be a common mod on late model diesel pickups also Or are those paint cans they use?