The only real golfer I know doesn't have e-mailThree ladies are at the fourth hole of a golf club when a naked man
wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says: “He is definitely not my husband.”
The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says: “He is not mine either.”
After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says:
“He's not even a member of this golf club