My Luck


Three ladies are at the fourth hole of a golf club when a naked man

wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.

The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.

The first lady says: “He is definitely not my husband.”

The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says: “He is not mine either.”

After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says:

“He's not even a member of this golf club
:BangHead: The only real golfer I know doesn't have e-mail :rofl::lol::lol::rofl: