RussellSullivan
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I just got hired on at the hospital, learning how to perform circumcisions.
The money's not great, but I get to keep the tips.
The money's not great, but I get to keep the tips.
New job
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Unconventional
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I knew a Kid who was born without any Eyelids. A surgeon told his parents that he could perform a circumcision and use the foreskin
to fix his Eye's. The Surgery went as planned, but the kid ended up being CockEyed...
to fix his Eye's. The Surgery went as planned, but the kid ended up being CockEyed...
67dartgtgo
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ewwww...gross
loganscuda
This/These
Like the Lepper told the *****, “keep the tip”
Ahoey
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Why did they stop the leper’s hockey game? Because there was a face off in the corner.
My friend works at a tampon factory... They are looking for help...
He's going to talk to his supervisor to see if he can pull some strings and get me in...
He's going to talk to his supervisor to see if he can pull some strings and get me in...
How do you circumcise a leper? Have him jump and down or just shake him.
They stopped the circumcision because the Dr took one look and said "There's no end to this prick".
What do you call a boat full of Lepers. Porridge
BOO, HISS... LMAO
What does a leper say to pick a fight?
You wanna piece of me?!
You wanna piece of me?!
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
He left his foot on the clutch.
Ahoey
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RussellSullivan
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Every fight is a food fight, if you're a cannibal
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu
Stu
What's the definition of pain????
Sliding down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, using your knob as a hand brake....
RussellSullivan
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What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a ***** drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
Finding out it was traced.
RussellSullivan
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What's the definition of pain????
Sliding down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, using your knob as a hand brake....
Wow!!
RussellSullivan
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RussellSullivan
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I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't heal it, but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
She was so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Ahoey
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My kid phoned his aunt didn’t tell her who he was. He asked for Mr piddyiot. She said no not here you got wrong number. The kid got persistent kept her on phone asking for Mr piddiot. When he got her right rilled up he said so Stu is not there she yells in phone there’s no piddyiot and no Stu there’s no Stu Piddyiot here and slams phone down. Oh this was on speaker phone the rest of us just cracked up. He called he back and apologized
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