inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
local liberal arts college.
>
> There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one
of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
>
> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"
>
> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>
> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like
you have seen a lot of action."
>
> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>
> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know,
you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>
> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
> "1955, ma'am."
>
> "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill
out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room
where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
>
> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
>
> The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I
hope not; it's only 2130 now."
>
> (Gotta love military time)
local liberal arts college.
>
> There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one
of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
>
> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"
>
> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>
> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like
you have seen a lot of action."
>
> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>
> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know,
you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>
> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
> "1955, ma'am."
>
> "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill
out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room
where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
>
> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
>
> The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I
hope not; it's only 2130 now."
>
> (Gotta love military time)
