powerwagonpaul
Well-Known Member
guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm and sits down. he sets the octopus down and orders a drink. the bartender askes him "whats with the octopus?" the guy explains that this is a magic octopus, "he can play any instrument!". well the bartender has just got to see this. he points to the piano in the corner and tells the guy "if he can play that, ill buy your next drink". well that guy set the octopus at the piano, and that octopus started playing Elton John, Rocket Man. bartender gives him a drink.
after a while the bartender asks the guy "that octopus will play ANY instrument?" guy says "yep, any instrument". bartender hands him a guitar and says "heres your next drink, if he can play that". of course the octopus starts playing some Van Halen, just like he were Eddie himself. bartender gives him a drink.
now the bartender is digging around in the back room, you can hear things moving around, someting dropped. then you hear him "ah ha, gotcha" and chuckle. he comes out and asks the guy again " you said any instrument?" the guy says "told ya, ANY instrument there is, he will play" bartender pulls out some bagpipes. the octopus grabs the bagpipes from the bartender and starts rolling around on the floor with them. after a minute of this the octopus stops, steps back looking at the bagpipes carefuly, then jumps back on them. the bartender looks at the guy and chuckles " ha, i think i got you on this one". the guy replies " naw.....soon as he figures out he cant f**k it, he'll play it!
after a while the bartender asks the guy "that octopus will play ANY instrument?" guy says "yep, any instrument". bartender hands him a guitar and says "heres your next drink, if he can play that". of course the octopus starts playing some Van Halen, just like he were Eddie himself. bartender gives him a drink.
now the bartender is digging around in the back room, you can hear things moving around, someting dropped. then you hear him "ah ha, gotcha" and chuckle. he comes out and asks the guy again " you said any instrument?" the guy says "told ya, ANY instrument there is, he will play" bartender pulls out some bagpipes. the octopus grabs the bagpipes from the bartender and starts rolling around on the floor with them. after a minute of this the octopus stops, steps back looking at the bagpipes carefuly, then jumps back on them. the bartender looks at the guy and chuckles " ha, i think i got you on this one". the guy replies " naw.....soon as he figures out he cant f**k it, he'll play it!
