An 86 -year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, " John everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" John replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls John's wife. "Marianne", he says, "John is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?" "OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
