Old man goes in for a physical....

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  1. inkjunkie

    inkjunkie Well-Known Member

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    An 86 -year-old man goes for a physical.
    All of his test results come back normal.
    The doctor says, " John everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
    John replies, "God and I are tight.
    He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.
    When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."
    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
    A little later in the day, the doctor calls John's wife. "Marianne", he says, "John is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
    during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"
    "OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.
    "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
     
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    4flats Well-Known Member

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    Rofl!!
     
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