Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

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Who will win this race???

  1. jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    15 vote(s)
    17.0%
  2. yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    10 vote(s)
    11.4%
  3. the spectators who come to watch

    8 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    55 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. fishmens67

    fishmens67 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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    while you're tanning your weiner, YR has been clipping 11.3's consistently I hear.
     
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    • Mr Gorsky

      Mr Gorsky I know words, I have the best words...

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      (((Really? I figured you'd win that contest easily.)))

      You will lose the race that matters though.
       
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      yellow rose Overnight Sensation

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      Doesn't really matter what you think.
       
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      • fishmens67

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        take a hike Gorsky ! before I grab the fly swatter
         
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        • Jadaharabi

          Jadaharabi FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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          It's time for Mellllllloooo.
          Come on say it slowly three times Melllllllloo Melllllooo Melllllooo
           
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            Ok true story, it was late in the 70s and middle of winter, my girlfriend decided to tan on my welding table. I was doing TIG all day so no sparks. As you can imagine I was distracted, one thing led to another and we both ended up in the shop emergency shower. It was weekend so figured all was good. At this point one of the guys I worked with decided he needed to slip into the shop and do some welding. Yep we were totally busted. My boss was not nearly as amused as the guys I worked with. Just thought I wold reel this thread back into the important stuff. I think I will vote again as I was on East coast all week and did not keep up with latest. Story seemed appropriate given all the wiener tanning smack talk!
             
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            • 73dartswingerlover

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              Omg what sort of horrible accident made you both use the shower?

              Was your boss mad because he had to refill the water resivoir?

              Edit: after someone quoted me i saw how badly i had fat fingered my phone and the spelling was all jacked!
               
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            • famous bob

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              enough of this B.S., RACE ! I`m thinkin it aint gonna happen !
               
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                Thats what got my vote too!
                 
              • JBurch

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                That's what I'm kinda thinkin'..............I've been begging for it to happen...........just might go down like Gerardo Reverrie and Al Capone's treasure..........
                 
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                  Hold your water. Jpar and I don't snap to at your orders.

                  We are independent thinkers. We have lives. We have...

                  Well you get it.
                   
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                    Gettin' hard to hold my water..........my bladder is becoming insistent.....Thinking is good........We the watchers have lives also, we just don't want to come to the end of ours before the great race comes to be..............
                     
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                    • yellow rose

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                      I was on a bit of a break. I had to order fresh checks. They came today so I can get back to work and get this thing finished.

                      It's hell when the checks run out and you don't know it.
                       
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                      • Cope

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                        Why did that dick tell your boss? He got a free look and an awesome story...


                        Never underestimate the importance of a tan weenie!

                        Just think you whip it out and the sun reflects off that snow white alabaster anaconda and now your wife Is blinded for life...

                        At least she can't see you writing checks!
                         
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                          Why did that dick tell your boss? He got a free look and an awesome story...


                          Never underestimate the importance of a tan weenie!

                          Just think you whip it out and the sun reflects of that snow white alabaster anaconda and now your wife Is blinded for life...

                          At least she can't see you writing checks!
                           
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                          • fishmens67

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                            Don't you owe me a check. LOL good excuse, you ran out of checks.
                             
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                            • j par

                              j par Well-hung Member

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                              Damn it! A half page of smack talk yesterday and I didn't even see it till now! Well whatever happened I'm sure it was yellow roses fault! What happened?
                               
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                              j par Well-hung Member

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                              I had my own Exxon Valdez break out on my truck! I must not have put enough right stuff on that little plate that glues to the block underneath the oil filter. There's plenty now! LOL El no leko.
                               
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                                Man when bigga said Exxon Valdez LOL still laughing!
                                 
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                                • famous bob

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                                  rymes w/ jello ---
                                   
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                                  • ebigga67

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                                    So, opening weekend at Woodbrun tomorrow. I saw cars heading that way. No Scrapper or Yellow Rose. Sheesh!
                                     
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                                    • yellow rose

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                                      I'm battling a 14 month old kidney stone.
                                       
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                                        I think you and jpar been battling the last 14 months. lol
                                         
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                                        • Jadaharabi

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                                          Well if it's that old what did you name it?
                                          Are you charging it rent?
                                           
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