Summer Race Announcement...This Will Happen

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Who will win this race???

  1. jpar with his home built wonder 408 stroker

    15 vote(s)
    17.0%
  2. yellow rose with his check book built little 340

    10 vote(s)
    11.4%
  3. the spectators who come to watch

    8 vote(s)
    9.1%
  4. there will be no race as jpar and YR are as full of poop as a Christmas goose.

    55 vote(s)
    62.5%
  1. ebigga67

    ebigga67 Well-Known Member

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    jpar keeps bringing up you missing 2nd gear, I was thinking maybe he knew something we didn't. Thought it might make for an interesting side bet being how long it's been since you've been to the track.

    Rowin the gears might be a perishable skill at your age.:poke:
     
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      yellow rose Overnight Sensation

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      I'm one vote ahead. Seems the FABO boys are waking up and smelling the coffee!!!!!!!!!
       
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        39 isn't too old to get through the gear box. I'm a youngin' still.
         
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        j par Well-hung Member

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        :realcrazy:
         
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        JBurch FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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        I'll put up a case of "Kutztown" Sarsaparilla
         
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          stroked340 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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          :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..thanks for the laugh.
           
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          stroked340 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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          Ya ok technical editor:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..
           
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            j par Well-hung Member

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            Well he should know!
             
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            j par Well-hung Member

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            RACE...RACE...RACE.....
             
          • RustyRatRod

            RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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            You ever figure out that intermediate shaft problem? Oh that's right. NO! LMAO
             
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              j par Well-hung Member

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              Isn't he like yellow rose and writes a check for his problems? Lets people like you and me get dirty and greasy?
               
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              • 318willrun

                318willrun Utube channel 318willrun

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                all because of diymirage....
                 
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                  j par Well-hung Member

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                  "Hey Bob" "Hey Ralph" did you talk to your mechanic about that valve cover leak? Yes, I went ahead and left it with him for the day and he was able to find quite a few other things that he fixed for me. Cool, let's get our chairs all set up and go grab some hot dogs and we'll come back here and sit by The Cars here at this car show and we can tell all the people when they come up about all the checks you wrote and repairs you had done.
                   
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                  diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                  stir.gif
                   
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                    diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                    fixed it for ya ;)

                    (but i will admit, i never intended for it to get this out of hands)
                     
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                      j par Well-hung Member

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                      diymirage and stroker340....
                      Now you see how you don't like your two names together in the same sentence? Can you fix that?
                       
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                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      no need to fix it, im a big boy, i can take it, as well as dish it out
                       
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                        I'm full grown man and I still don't like that name next to mine. I can take it but I can still say I don't like it.
                         
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                          j par Well-hung Member

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                          Someone who puts their Blood Sweat and Tears into their car has not much in common with someone who just writes checks and throws money at it. I've already won this race....
                           
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                          • 318willrun

                            318willrun Utube channel 318willrun

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                            Well, well, well :realcrazy:
                            On my back today rolling around on the concrete under a Duster trying to change out the turbo mufflers. Rotten Thrush two-chambers drone so bad i hated riding in it. Dynomax Super turbo's are going on. one side done, the other side to go. Pipes where just a hair off in O.D.'s, electric grinder and a fight, but i won. Work before work....... and i'm not getting any younger.
                            YR, explain to me how this check writing thing works... ?? today it didn't sound like a bad idea... :poke:
                             
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                              Then he's got to be a good guy. We put money in your pockets.

                              We check writers perform a great service to the public. Not only do we get to participate, and our hands and fingernails are clean, we get you the $$$$$$$$ you need to play as well.


                              God bless the check writers.
                               
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                                Exactly. Get you a check book and an ink pen (I prefer blue ink) and find you a guy like jpar who loves rolling on the ground, getting dirt, rust, undercoating and other various and sundry foknoid and write him out a check to do all that for you.

                                Get yourself a cooler and fill it with your favorite beverage and a comfy folding chair. Closely supervise paid worker and bark orders at him like John Wayne on a cattle drive.

                                When done, you are clean, happy and ready to drive. The worker has to go shower so he can get back under his own car to fix it.


                                Check writing is GREAT.
                                 
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                                  Now we have 13 ne'er do well wisenhiemers voting against us. WTH???
                                   
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                                    Okay I digress! Then when I hacked the pipes out of that truck and then tried to weld it back in and made a mockery of welding everywhere with my Harbor Freight junk I took it to one guy and he said 175 and then a few weeks later I took it to another guy and he said $40 and I said welded up! Every great once in awhile!
                                    I must say it did look a lot easier and comfortable for him to do it with the truck up on a hoist then I looked rolling around under the ground in my oil spills.
                                     
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