cudaspaz
Well-Known Member
Superman was flying around one day and was lonely because he had not been with a Woman for a while so decided to go ask some friends for advice.
He notices Spiderman on the side of a building eating lunch and says: "Spidey, I got a problem, I have not been with a woman for a while and I was wondering if you knew anyone I could get cozy with?"
Spidey says: "Sure, easy...Wonder-Woman, I've been with her, she's real cool, no strings attached and won't get all dramatic and follow you around afterwards."
Suuperman was like "Nah, I can't do that she's my friend, It would not be right."
So Spidey say's: "Your loss but I'm tellin ya...."
Superman flys off and notices Bat Man getting into the Batmobile and fly's down to ask him the same question.
Batman says" Superman, It's easy..Wonder Woman, she's the best, she great and she won't call you and let everyone know she's been with you, we've all been with her and she's the greatest you'll find anywhere."
Superman was like: "Nah, I can't do that man, I just can't." so he fly's off again.
Suddenly he notices a beautiful, naked woman on the top of a building...he takes a closer look and noticed it's wonder Woman.
She's caressing her inner thighs, licking her lips and moaning......
By this time, Superman is all worked up and say's to himself: "I can just fly down there, do my thing so fast that she will never even know what hit her and fly off just as fast.
So he fly's down, does the superman instant jack-hammer and in an instant disappears in a flash.
Wonder Woman, distraught, say's: "What the heck was that?"..
....and the invisible man said: "I don't know..... but I don't think I'll' be able to walk for a month.
He notices Spiderman on the side of a building eating lunch and says: "Spidey, I got a problem, I have not been with a woman for a while and I was wondering if you knew anyone I could get cozy with?"
Spidey says: "Sure, easy...Wonder-Woman, I've been with her, she's real cool, no strings attached and won't get all dramatic and follow you around afterwards."
Suuperman was like "Nah, I can't do that she's my friend, It would not be right."
So Spidey say's: "Your loss but I'm tellin ya...."
Superman flys off and notices Bat Man getting into the Batmobile and fly's down to ask him the same question.
Batman says" Superman, It's easy..Wonder Woman, she's the best, she great and she won't call you and let everyone know she's been with you, we've all been with her and she's the greatest you'll find anywhere."
Superman was like: "Nah, I can't do that man, I just can't." so he fly's off again.
Suddenly he notices a beautiful, naked woman on the top of a building...he takes a closer look and noticed it's wonder Woman.
She's caressing her inner thighs, licking her lips and moaning......
By this time, Superman is all worked up and say's to himself: "I can just fly down there, do my thing so fast that she will never even know what hit her and fly off just as fast.
So he fly's down, does the superman instant jack-hammer and in an instant disappears in a flash.
Wonder Woman, distraught, say's: "What the heck was that?"..
....and the invisible man said: "I don't know..... but I don't think I'll' be able to walk for a month.
