The rich couple and the biker gang

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  1. 67Dart273

    67Dart273 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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    Extremely rich man and his young trophy hot girlfriend were out in the desert driving their fancy Cadillac when they were blocked by a mean biker gang.

    "What do you guys want?"

    "We are going to take your money and your car, but before we do, we are going to have sex with your girfriend, and you are going to hold our balls up out of the hot sand while we do that"

    Hours later, the beat, tired, thirsty, hot couple were crawling desperately across the desert trying to find help

    The hot girlfriend said, "boy those guys were pretty tough, weren't they?"

    "Oh, I don' know," said the rich man

    "Did you see that one flinch when I dropped his balls into that hot sand?"
     
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    mopar head Well-Known Member

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    Sick. lol
     
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    I was first told this by a home town fireman in about 1967. I was working "graveyard" as a "radio operator" for the local PD not long before I went into the Navy.
     
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