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CFD244

CFD244

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Went wee wee wee all the way to the hospital!

Here's what happens when wifey leaves her shoes in the middle of the hallway:(:BangHead::mad:

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Same thing when you leave your floor jack in the middle of garage then run out to grab something without turning all the lights on .
 
Been there done that....more than once in the dark. DAMN it hurts!!!!!!!! I've made it a habit to throw some shoes on when walking in the dark or walk really slow and turn my feet inwards just in case.
 
:lol:sorry, been there and sometimes my own shoes...they usually end up across the room. stopped doing that with tools when they started boomeranging.
 
I hate stubbing toes........
Been quite awhile since a "good" one.......
I do NOT wear "hippy" shoes.........

How stupid do these look LOLOL?

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Treblig said:
Been there done that....more than once in the dark. DAMN it hurts!!!!!!!! I've made it a habit to throw some shoes on when walking in the dark or walk really slow and turn my feet inwards just in case.
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Don’t matter if I wear shoes or not, I’ll bang my knee or elbow and it doesn’t have to be dark.
 
Doh! I feel your pain literally!!! couple weeks ago I dropped a 1/4hp motor on my shoe at work. ended up fracturing my big toe in multiple places.
finally am back to wearing an actual shoe for the first time this week.
 
I used to have a chrome plated fire hydrant that a good friend gave me. I had it against the wall in the den of our house. I was out of town working for a couple of weeks & the then wife (now ex-wife) decided to rearrange the furniture in the den. I came home late my last day of work (2 am), instead of traveling the following day. I walked quietly into the house so I wouldn't disturb her while she was sleeping. Unbeknownst to me the furniture was moved around, & you guessed it, I kicked that 300 lb fire hydrant. Well needless to say. the wife was awake now. After a trip to the hospital emergency room & a 6 hour wait, they put a walking cast on my foot for 3 broken toes for 6 weeks. I missed 3 weeks worth of work & shortly there after the wife & the fire hydrant were history. Thinking back, I should have kept the fire hydrant. LOL
 
Demonracer said:
I used to have a chrome plated fire hydrant that a good friend gave me. I had it against the wall in the den of our house. I was out of town working for a couple of weeks & the then wife (now ex-wife) decided to rearrange the furniture in the den. I came home late my last day of work (2 am), instead of traveling the following day. I walked quietly into the house so I wouldn't disturb her while she was sleeping. Unbeknownst to me the furniture was moved around, & you guessed it, I kicked that 300 lb fire hydrant. Well needless to say. the wife was awake now. After a trip to the hospital emergency room & a 6 hour wait, they put a walking cast on my foot for 3 broken toes for 6 weeks. I missed 3 weeks worth of work & shortly there after the wife & the fire hydrant were history. Thinking back, I should have kept the fire hydrant. LOL
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That's a great story and we all hope that you're OK....but what we all want to know is if you damaged the fire hydrant when you kicked it???
 
CFD244 said:
Went wee wee wee all the way to the hospital!

Here's what happens when wifey leaves her shoes in the middle of the hallway:(:BangHead::mad:

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OUCH! I' have seen worse though. Son-in-law just up and decided he would add tire rotation to my putting front brake pads on daughter's car. He was wearing flip flops and really should trim his nails more often. While rolling a rear tire to the front, the tread caught his big toe nail and stood it 90 degrees off its bed. I was like OMG! Still hurts me to think about it. The "call a toe truck" jokes aint feckin funny sometimes. Hope yours heals well.
 
LOL......I didn't go to the hospital. That last line fit well with the nursery rhyme in a figurative sense. I don't go to the hospital very often.:)
 
Ottmundr said:
What? You miss those wooden shoes?
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Nope, got em right here

On a side note, you know how Hispanic kids are always afraid of the "chancla" ?

They ain't seen nothing, my grand dad could take a cat out at 20 yards by tossing a wooden shoe at it


AND you ain't been in a schoolyard fight unless you took of your klomp to knock the other guy around with

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