Tractor Supply Is Selling Cocks.

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MDchanic said:
My wife says no chicks for me. She says it's big trouble once they start laying.

Personally, I've always thought that when the chicks begin to lay, it's a good thing.

– Eric
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We always like the layin chicks in school.
 
I want to come back as a rooster in next life. Just so I can whistle through my pecker. Hell I'm pecking on this phone screen like a samn chicken so why not?
 
RedFish said:
I want to come back as a rooster in next life. Just so I can whistle through my pecker. Hell I'm pecking on this phone screen like a samn chicken so why not?
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Does a chicken eat with his pecker?
 
That reminds me of an OLD song I heard on an adult record once:
Woodpecker woodpecker out in the yard,
Tell me how you keep your pecker so hard.
 
Found this one n a store in Frankenmuth, MI. It was HUGE!!

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Just your average convenience store ****. The store should've been called, " A **** A Day Will Do"! My wife wanted a picture with it. I told her she wasn't getting near it!
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SpeedThrills said:
Just your average convenience store ****. The store should've been called, " A **** A Day Will Do"! My wife wanted a picture with it. I told her she wasn't getting near it! View attachment 1716440887
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That is a twin ****. There was one in front of "The Cluck Bucket" chicken restaurant in our home town. We posted it right when Rusty started the thread. When I was going to town last week there was one on a trailer behind a Dodge Ram pickup. It was the one from the restaurant that closed. That big **** was mobile. Approx. 55MPH LOL
 
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Few days ago AL Roker did a segment on a locale, Little Havana. Several large clocks in the area.
 

jeff alder said:
That is a twin ****. There was one in front of "The Cluck Bucket" chicken restaurant in our home town. We posted it right when Rusty started the thread. When I was going to town last week there was one on a trailer behind a Dodge Ram pickup. It was the one from the restaurant that closed. That big **** was mobile. Approx. 55MPH LOL
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Jeff, it appears you really know your cocks. I just looked back at your post, #27, and there is a **** that matches mine! (My picture of a ****, of course.)
My not-so-smart phone tells me we were in Hagerstown. I can only guess Maryland, as we were traveling from South Jersey and Chicago last summer.
Believe it or not, my wife says that mentally, I'm in about 8th grade. :lol:
 
SpeedThrills said:
Jeff, it appears you really know your cocks. I just looked back at your post, #27, and there is a **** that matches mine! (My picture of a ****, of course.)
My not-so-smart phone tells me we were in Hagerstown. I can only guess Maryland, as we were traveling from South Jersey and Chicago last summer.
Believe it or not, my wife says that mentally, I'm in about 8th grade. :lol:
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All I can say is I know a **** when I see one...Your wife is kind. I'm still trying to pass Kindergarten. I wish I would have had a cell ready when that damn **** passed me on the highway! :steering:
 
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