two gators

[mrdart]

2 Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big gator, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat'em!"

 

[Valiant63]

I think I missed the punch line. Should the little gator not shake them because there is hardly anything left of he shakes the "shut" out of them?

 

[66fyssh]

the rest of the story...

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the manure out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but the hind quarters and a briefcase."

 

[MrJLR]

That went well

 

[diymirage]

This is great...kind of like the way my 6 year old tells stories