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  1. Jesus Chrysler

    Jesus Chrysler Forgiving Sins Against Mopar Since 1983

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    • Jadaharabi

      Jadaharabi FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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      Cut down a repop Superbird nose and put on it. It'd be a mini Superbird.
       
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      • jos51700

        jos51700 Green Bearing thread connoisseur

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        How many extra 'Bird wings are out there, anyway?
         
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        abodyjoe Well-Known Member

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        thays been for sale off and on for a few years now.
         
      • moparmat2000

        moparmat2000 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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        So many people do do many wrong things to mopars. I just dont understand it. Maybe with all that wing and no nosecone for downforce he is attempting to get a wheelie out of it at 130 mph unless its got a stock ticking tower of power in it in which case it will never make it to 130mph. Too much FnF on the brain.
         
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        • YY1

          YY1 Well-Known Member

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          For what it is, it's not terribly executed.

          Not really my taste and looking like that it better have some HP.
           
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          • Cope

            Cope Fusing with fire

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            I' like to see it with the nose cone.
             
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            • toolmanmike

              toolmanmike FABO MODERATOR Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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              Devils lettuce. That's funny. Not so but that's for another thread in N&P.
               
            • MileHighDart

              MileHighDart Well-Known Member

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              It’s not half bad.









              The front half that is
               
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              • bruceo2011

                bruceo2011 Still waiting for Y2K

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                Sing to the Batman theme song:

                Dartbird da da da da da da da................... Dartbird!!
                 
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                • thesiren74

                  thesiren74 Well-Known Member

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                  I think you have that confused with meth.
                   
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                  • Mark Wainwright

                    Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                    You too could build one like this too if you're not careful
                     
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                    • moparmat2000

                      moparmat2000 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                      Fixed it.

                      Screenshot_20180316-082406.jpg
                       
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                      • toolmanmike

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                      • moparmat2000

                        moparmat2000 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                        Alternate reality. Next Fast n Furious stunt car for DominicAtootiefruity

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                        • JoeSBP

                          JoeSBP RLTW! FABO Gold Member

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                          @moparmat2000 you have some incredible skill!

                          won't lie though, I'd drive a baby daytona. Good thing is he only did it to a Dart, instead of a much more valuable and much more highly prized Valiant..
                           
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                          MOPAROFFICIAL Well-Known Member

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                          Now shit can those wheels and the dodge decal on the rear quarter and it won't get you laughed at while driving around town.
                           
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                          • Mark Wainwright

                            Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                            No problem with the wheels but the decal has to go. Makes it look cheap
                             
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                            • moparmat2000

                              moparmat2000 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                              Nah its just a simple correction with Note 5 with a good stylus lol
                               
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                              I would drive a baby superbird myself, but it needs the nose cone, quarter scoops, and reverse fender scoops. The mopar logo and dodge logo on the sides have got to go.
                               
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                              • Mark Wainwright

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                                I saw a new Challenger on TV with a kit on it to look like the Daytona. A silver one and looked pretty good I must say. The kit is 10,000 U.S. that's probably 13,000 here.
                                 
                              • TheGrateRonzini

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                                4BC15702-3951-4291-AF8E-456A2BF1BB0A.jpeg Like this?
                                 
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                                Yea, I thought the new one was pretty well executed. I saved the picture to my phone a while back and knew I had it.
                                 
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