1. RussellSullivan

    RussellSullivan FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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    A man walks into a bar and orders himself a drink. As the bartender starts mixing the drink, the man reaches into his pocket and produces a rod, a shaft, a steel plate and a bi-metallic spring and sets it all on the bar. The bartender gestured toward it and asks, "What is this, some kinda choke?"
     
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    • diymirage

      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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      ..

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      • 408 swinger

        408 swinger FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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        Shutty!!!
         
      • Ahoey

        Ahoey Well-Known Member

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        Lame dad joke :rofl:
         
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        • Dartnut

          Dartnut Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

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          Most 20 year olds wouldn't get or understand this choke joke.
          Well done!
          Lol
           
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          • YY1

            YY1 Well-Known Member

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            Who writes your material?

            I'm surprised you were able to pull that off.
             
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              Ahoey Well-Known Member

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              groan LOL
               
            • diymirage

              diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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              i gotta tell you maybe my initial reaction to this joke was a bit harsh, almost like we were off to a rough start
              but not that ive warmed up to it, i can appreciate it
               
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                (rimshot)
                 
              • 68gtxman

                68gtxman I used to reMember

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