What do you call a dog that does magic?
A Labracadabrador.
A Labracadabrador.
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Hey you are supposed to make jelly out of wild grapes NOT wine!!! Its barely lunch time. OK so you are an hour later!
72DartGuy
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a Lickalottapuss
a Lickalottapuss
Treblig
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That makes me think.................how did those ferocious T-Rex dinosaurs have sex????????????????????????? With no arms (to speak of) there's no way to hold on to your partner???????????????????????????
Huge tail in the way so no way for doggiestyle. lol
72DartGuy
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I think the answer is Volunteerily . You don’t F#*k with a T Rex unless it lets ya!
Treblig
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72DartGuy
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Nice thing about the short arms is that she couldn’t throw ****Hate to see what the female does to the male if she's not satisfied????????????????
Treblig
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Yea...............but what about all those teeth!!!!!!??????
72DartGuy
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I think the teeth thing would have been figured out by then
Couldn't even play with themselves.
Show me that Colgate smile
Good job they laid eggs I'm thinking or it would be mission impossible.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says: “Uno, dos...” Poof....
He disappeared without a “tres.”
He says: “Uno, dos...” Poof....
He disappeared without a “tres.”
What's grey and comes in quarts?
An Elephant
An Elephant
Treblig
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72DartGuy
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My wife asked me if I wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. I said No, keep your pants on
Topless69
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I still miss my ex...
But my aim is improving.
But my aim is improving.
Knock Knock!!
Ahoey
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I’ll bite. Who’s there?
Argo
Ahoey
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Argo who?
Argo F&%k yourself.
I did that one while working online building GM parts. The woman next to me had to leave the line she was laughing so hard.
superchargeddrt
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What do you call a female to male transgender operation?
A Addadicktome
A Addadicktome
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