What's Your Best Laxitive?

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  1. RustyRatRod

    RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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    Yeah, you read that right. lol I'm just curious of any of the rest of yall are like me. Not that I need a laxitive at all.....never had trouble "THERE", but here's my story. I've been like this literally as long as I can remember.

    Everything will be fine. Lemmie go out in the shop to work on the car, or a project.....whatever....just "out in the shop" and BAM. I gotta shit. And I don't mean just a "mild" urge. I'm talkin bout fixin to shit all over myself unless I get to the bathroom. Don't get in my way, bitches. THAT kinda urge. It's really weird, but I've always been like that. Once that comes and goes, I'm out there for hours. All is well with the world. But I've gotten to where I just prepare myself and without fail, every time, shit happens.
     
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    • missing linc

      missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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      I have had the same thing happen to me, not every time but definitely often enough that it's bloody annoying, especially when I have a very dirty or messy project that I just got started with.
       
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      RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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      Shit happens. lol
       
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      • Alvin

        Alvin Well-Known Member

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        Welcome to getting older.
         
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        • Old man ray

          Old man ray Banned By Request FABO Gold Member

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          Most Shit stinks, unless it's that air freshener shit.
          I really hate, dumb shit, stupid shit, really have a dislike for smart ass shit.
           
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          • RustyRatRod

            RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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            This has happened since I was a teenager. Kitty says it's because I get out there doin what I really like, get good and relaxed......and whoop there it is.
             
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            • 318willrun

              318willrun Utube channel 318willrun

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              McDonalds....
               
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              • Tooljunkie

                Tooljunkie King of cobble/master of the broken bolt FABO Gold Member

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                Salad, lettuce seems to promote the movement.
                That being said,this is the first time i ever discussed bodily functions on the internet.
                 
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                • Ceedawg

                  Ceedawg Well-Known Member

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                  Tax bill, butt seriously. Any pain pill will stop me up two days or more, most any exertion-strenuous activity will get it moving again. Slightest urge don’t wait GO do the deed. Also drink a lot of water, that helps too. If eating any food that makes you run to the john, file that for future help.
                   
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                • 67Dart440GT

                  67Dart440GT Seriously Long Member FABO Gold Member

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                  Taco Bell.
                   
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                  • 67Dart440GT

                    67Dart440GT Seriously Long Member FABO Gold Member

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                    I knew you were full of shit Rob.
                     
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                    • Car Nut

                      Car Nut Mopar Master

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                      What's your diet like? Sounds like you need more fiber. Eat lots of oatmeal.
                       
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                      Car Nut Mopar Master

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                      Sucks getting old...
                       
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                      Old man ray Banned By Request FABO Gold Member

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                      White Castle!
                       
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                      • rumblefish360

                        rumblefish360 So close, yet so far away FABO Gold Member

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                        What relaxes me?????





                        A blow job.....





                        Oh wait... LAXITIVE!

                        Sorry, never mind... drive on through now.....
                         
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                        • RustyRatRod

                          RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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                          If I ate more fiber, I'd never get off the terlit.
                           
                        • fishmens67

                          fishmens67 Well-Known Member

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                          LOL I relieve myself at the same time daily, get up at 5AM and drink one cup of coffee and out she comes. lol
                          have a coke at lunch and release breakfast shortly thereafter. lol
                           
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                            fishmens67 Well-Known Member

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                            Rumble, that could get messy. lol
                             
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                            You sound like the wife on that (says it goes right thru her) no, it takes a long time for food to go thru 22 ft of small intestine plus 4 ft of big intestine. Those Numbers might very. I’ll check again
                            Internet said 20 ft for small and 5 for large, I was close. What you shit is from 2-3 days ago. Under normal conditions
                             
                          • CFD244

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                            This thread is giving me the shits:eek:
                             
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                            • diymirage

                              diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                              Have you considered a stool softener?
                              It won't make you go any faster, but it may allow things to come out easier
                               
                            • Mr. Sinister

                              Mr. Sinister Devastation Manager FABO Gold Member

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                              Just stop in at FABO and read some of the “tech” articles.....some of them could free up a Mummy.
                               
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                              • rklein383

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                                I thought I was the only one that had that problem.
                                 
                              • dibbons

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                                You have all heard of "1,000 Ways to Die"? Well, my previous routine could be a show with a similar theme: I could never predict how, when, or what will come out next. And diet was not a controlling factor: healthy salads, a lot of water drinking, no salads, no water at all, nothing would regulate things.

                                Then about six months ago I finally gave in to taking a couple of teaspoons of psyllium with water before bedtime. Now routinely I spend about 15 seconds on the throne every morning following breakfast and done for the day! One less thing to worry about (and strain over).
                                 
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                                • diymirage

                                  diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                                  And make sure you get the dosage right

                                   
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