Woman Beats Off Shark And Survives

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  1. RustyRatRod

    RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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    • pauly

      pauly MOPAR or no car! FABO Gold Member

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      Some people have some really interesting hidden talents!!
       
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      • 12many

        12many Well-Known Member

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        Sounds like a happy ending!:lol:
         
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        • Treblig

          Treblig Well-Known Member

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          If a woman "beats me off" I would also stop attacking!!!!!!
           
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          • Dartnut

            Dartnut Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

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            I'm glad it all worked out for her.
            (And the shark too.)
             
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            • K.O. SWINGER

              K.O. SWINGER Meeting in the alley since 1976

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              I'm just glad it didn't go any further that would just be weird:eek:
               
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              • 67Dart273

                67Dart273 FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                I'm not too sure if I want to meet that girl or not....................
                 
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                • MarPar

                  MarPar Young Troubadour FABO Gold Member

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                  Not surprising in today's world :rolleyes:
                   
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                    Bobacuda Well-Known Member

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                    • adriver

                      adriver Blazing Apostle

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                      I don't know how that could happen.
                      Sharks don't have bones.
                       
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                      • missing linc

                        missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                        • Treblig

                          Treblig Well-Known Member

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                          Do you mean boners????
                           
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                          • krazykuda

                            krazykuda Well-Known Member FABO Gold Member How-To Section Editor

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                            Somewhere there's a shark swimming around smoking a cigarette.... Toke.gif
                             
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                              krazykuda Well-Known Member FABO Gold Member How-To Section Editor

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                              Other presidents will pay $280 million hush money for that...
                               
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                              • RustyRatRod

                                RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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                                ...or lie under oath to a Grand Jury about it.
                                 
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                                • Treblig

                                  Treblig Well-Known Member

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                                  He didn't lie!!! He just wasn't sure what "is", "is" or was???
                                   
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                                  • adriver

                                    adriver Blazing Apostle

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                                    I'm not sure.
                                    Is that plural?
                                     
                                  • Mark Wainwright

                                    Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                                    "I did not have sex with that Shark"
                                     
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                                    • MarPar

                                      MarPar Young Troubadour FABO Gold Member

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                                      Sharks have two peters. I know cuz shark week told me so.
                                       
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