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You might be getting old, when your youngest child hits 50>>>>>?
You are old when... @Kern Dog tells you not to yell at the newbies
Buying a snickers for a nickel.. buying anything for a nickel.
You know you're old when you won't buy green bananas anymore.
You drink Pepsi not to feel young, but to help you burp.
My oldest will be 51 in 2 weeks
Or they fall in the water when you set on the Toilet.
I go by this....
. . . when you can remember when a Sears Diehard battery cost $79 and actually lasted 5 years. It is just amazing how batteries cost so much more and perform so much less.
If you need to bend over to pick something up, you kick something else over to it so you can pick up two things, not just the one.
If you get down on the floor, and have to call a crane to get your ass back up!?
When your favorite activity now wears you ass out! About 5 hours fishing, caught a dozen. Got them cleaned and in the freezer before dark. Next day I could hardly move, aching everywhere, neck to toes. Grand daughter saw this pic on Facebook and commented, "Smile papa". I had to explain, I didn't feel like posing, much less smiling.
You watched this live and thought it was new-fangled lol...
You’re really old if that’s an issue. That’s like when you fill up the gas tank it’s only half a tank.
When you get new rubber on your ride. You’re talking about tennis balls.
You go to the restaurant and sample the food, not the waitress.
When your arms get too short to read a book
......when bending over to pick up a quarter is a major feat I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........
Hell do what I do. Call the wife over.
story goes around town about an extremely wealthy Dutchman (who is pretty well known) it is said that someone was next to him in a stall, using a urinal and they had tossed a quarter in there so he goes, are you gonna reach in there for 25 cents? the rich guys goes nope then reaches in his pocket and pulls out 3 more quarters, and throws those in there aswell but i will for a dollar, he said
When you still can't decide who was hotter. Lilly Munster, or Mortica Adams.
Getting old is when your kids ask you if you made a will up yet and if you want to be cremated or just berried. .
Just tell them you left it all to your mistress.