You are old when

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I go by this....

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. . . when you can remember when a Sears Diehard battery cost $79 and actually lasted 5 years.

It is just amazing how batteries cost so much more and perform so much less.
 
If you need to bend over to pick something up, you kick something else over to it so you can pick up two things, not just the one.
 
When your favorite activity now wears you *** out! About 5 hours fishing, caught a dozen. Got them cleaned and in the freezer before dark. Next day I could hardly move, aching everywhere, neck to toes. Grand daughter saw this pic on Facebook and commented, "Smile papa". I had to explain, I didn't feel like posing, much less smiling.

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......when bending over to pick up a quarter is a major feat
I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........
 
......when bending over to pick up a quarter is a major feat
I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........


story goes around town about an extremely wealthy Dutchman (who is pretty well known)
it is said that someone was next to him in a stall, using a urinal and they had tossed a quarter in there

so he goes, are you gonna reach in there for 25 cents?

the rich guys goes nope
then reaches in his pocket and pulls out 3 more quarters, and throws those in there aswell

but i will for a dollar, he said
 
Getting old is when your kids ask you if you made a will up yet and if you want to be cremated or just berried.
:wtf:.
 
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