You are old when

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    barbee6043 barbee 6043 FABO Gold Member

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    You might be getting old, when your youngest child hits 50>>>>>?
     
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    • diymirage

      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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      You are old when... @Kern Dog tells you not to yell at the newbies
       
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      • 44070dart

        44070dart How the hell did I get this old

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        Buying a snickers for a nickel.. buying anything for a nickel.
         
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        • dart_68

          dart_68 Well-Known Member

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          You know you're old when you won't buy green bananas anymore.
           
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          • Dartnut

            Dartnut Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

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            You drink Pepsi not to feel young, but to help you burp.
             
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            • Back in Time

              Back in Time Well-Known Member

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              My oldest will be 51 in 2 weeks
               
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              Back in Time Well-Known Member

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              Or they fall in the water when you set on the Toilet.:eek::eek:
               
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              • Dfr360cuda

                Dfr360cuda Diagnosis... Plum Crazy.

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                I go by this....

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                • g413

                  g413 Well-Known Member

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                  . . . when you can remember when a Sears Diehard battery cost $79 and actually lasted 5 years.

                  It is just amazing how batteries cost so much more and perform so much less.
                   
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                  • cktasto

                    cktasto Well-Known Member

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                    If you need to bend over to pick something up, you kick something else over to it so you can pick up two things, not just the one.
                     
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                    • barbee6043

                      barbee6043 barbee 6043 FABO Gold Member

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                      If you get down on the floor, and have to call a crane to get your ass back up!?
                       
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                      • RedFish

                        RedFish FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                        When your favorite activity now wears you ass out! About 5 hours fishing, caught a dozen. Got them cleaned and in the freezer before dark. Next day I could hardly move, aching everywhere, neck to toes. Grand daughter saw this pic on Facebook and commented, "Smile papa". I had to explain, I didn't feel like posing, much less smiling.

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                        • DodgeLad

                          DodgeLad Skipped the Light Fandango

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                          You watched this live and thought it was new-fangled
                          lol...
                           
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                          • loganscuda

                            loganscuda DON’T reMember

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                            :rofl:You’re really old if that’s an issue. That’s like when you fill up the gas tank it’s only half a tank.
                             
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                            • loganscuda

                              loganscuda DON’T reMember

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                              When you get new rubber on your ride. You’re talking about tennis balls.
                               
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                              • Dartnut

                                Dartnut Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

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                                You go to the restaurant and sample the food, not the waitress.
                                 
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                                  64DartGTinAZ FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                                  When your arms get too short to read a book
                                   
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                                  • Brooks James

                                    Brooks James VET, CPT, Huey Medevac Pilot FABO Gold Member

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                                    ......when bending over to pick up a quarter is a major feat
                                    I’m 63 and I won’t do it for a dime but definitely for a quarter.........
                                     
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                                    • SGBARRACUDA

                                      SGBARRACUDA ROY FABO Gold Member Legendary Member

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                                      Hell do what I do. Call the wife over.
                                       
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                                      • Brooks James

                                        Brooks James VET, CPT, Huey Medevac Pilot FABO Gold Member

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                                        LMAO
                                         
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                                        Brooks James VET, CPT, Huey Medevac Pilot FABO Gold Member

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                                      • diymirage

                                        diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                                        story goes around town about an extremely wealthy Dutchman (who is pretty well known)
                                        it is said that someone was next to him in a stall, using a urinal and they had tossed a quarter in there

                                        so he goes, are you gonna reach in there for 25 cents?

                                        the rich guys goes nope
                                        then reaches in his pocket and pulls out 3 more quarters, and throws those in there aswell

                                        but i will for a dollar, he said
                                         
                                      • Old man ray

                                        Old man ray Banned Member FABO Gold Member

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                                        When you still can't decide who was hotter.
                                        Lilly Munster, or Mortica Adams.

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                                        • Fred Scigliano

                                          Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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                                          Getting old is when your kids ask you if you made a will up yet and if you want to be cremated or just berried.
                                          :wtf:.
                                           
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                                          Old man ray Banned Member FABO Gold Member

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                                          Just tell them you left it all to your mistress.
                                           
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