You know you're a Redneck When?

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  1. diymirage

    diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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    And had that same transmission in the shower to clean it
     
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    • MOPARMAGA

      MOPARMAGA FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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      Yeah guilty
       
    • George Jets

      George Jets 1967 Dart 2 Door FABO Gold Member

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      Those are all great ! ^^^^^

      One of my favorites:

      Your Home is Mobile, and the 3 cars in the yard are not.

      Lol . . Jeff Foxworthy had a good run.
       
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      • George Jets

        George Jets 1967 Dart 2 Door FABO Gold Member

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        I am a bit of a redneck myself. Lol . .

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        • barbee6043

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          Redneck is good. Just shows that you do not sit on your ass in an office all day, that you actually do something besides video games, TvV and computers.
          One thing I have noticed all my life. IF you are side the country road with a flat tire, 9 times out of 10, the guy that stops and asks if you need some help is the poorest of all people and rednecks, driving the most woreout pichup, a guy with the least amount of $ in the bank. OK so he keeps his $ in a coffee can hid somewhere??
          Nothing against the wealthy, but I have noticed if they think you are not one of them, their friggin nose is so high in the air, they could drown in a small shower of rain.
          Give me a redneck any day.
           
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          • RussellSullivan

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            Chicken pot pie? Three of my favorite things!
             
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              MOPARMAGA FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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              I always think of the George Jones song "high-tech redneck "
               
            • diymirage

              diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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              funny, its 4 of my favorite things

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              • Mark Wainwright

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                • diymirage

                  diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                  • loganscuda

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                    My wife hates it when we go visit my family. She says the redneck comes out and come back home for a week, she has no idea what I’m saying.
                     
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                      My wife hates it when we go visit my family. She says the redneck comes out and come back home for a week, she has no idea what I’m saying.
                       
                    • diymirage

                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      If you and your wife ain't related, your not truly a redneck

                      (Or, as jeff Foxworth putts it "if you've been married three times, and you still have the same inlaws...)
                       
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                      • missing linc

                        missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                        I recognize that car, that's a badass ride.
                         
                      • Mark Wainwright

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                        And your parents are Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad
                         
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                          A5109E40-AD47-449D-9F16-4009A0B61718.jpeg All original except for wheels as delivered
                           
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