Now that the kids aren't around I have to keep telling her she's not my boss. I did tell her just a few weeks ago, "if this is what retirement is going to be like....then i'm never retiring". I don't know why she didn't think that was funny.
My buddy used to date a set of twins so I asked him one day, "how do you tell them apart?" He said that Catherine has brown hair and red nail polish....and Bob has a *****.
When I was a younger man...and unmarried...I dated a girl who had an extremely lazy eye...I finally had to break up with her because she was seeing lots of guys on the side.