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  1. Captainkirk

    Make that phone call

    My dad passed at the spritely young age of 63 (me, in a couple of months) and we never saw it coming. I wish I had voicemails I had saved just to hear his voice again... I call mom (now mid-nineties) every couple of days even if I have nothing to say. Just to let her know I still care and am...
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    Add Your Own Caption Part 7

    I told ya this thing could really fly, Cletus!
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    HBD KrazyKuda!!

    HBD and many more!!!
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    Add Your Own Caption Part 150

    I get better reception this way...
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    Cat and dog diaries

    This one's been floating around a while, but worth repeating... A Dog's Diary. 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! My...
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    Mamby Pamby

    Wonder why the flag stepper is wearing blue and the other guy red? Just sayin'...
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    Hate to Brag But

    Goodbye wooden puzzles! On to the next level.
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    Your friend has paid us to kill you by all means

    Don't you lie awake at night wondering who put the hit out on you?
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    Your friend has paid us to kill you by all means

    Maybe he needs that 9k to "finesh hiz edjakashun". Must be hell writing ransom notes and threatening letters with the vocabulary of a nine-year old. Seriously...if it came via snail mail, get the USPS involved. They don't find such things funny.
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    Oh I'm totally doing this to some guys at work. Ha

    I never did get that whole thing. Do they really think they actually sound badass?#-o
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    Oh I'm totally doing this to some guys at work. Ha

    Yes....that was was good for a belly laugh!
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    So tragic.....

    "This happens to me all the time" Tragic, indeed.
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    Spider UNDER door handle!

    Only good spider is a dead spider in my book. Same as snakes.
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    Toyota Peeing Commercial

    Now, that is funny....I don't care who you are!
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    Popeyes new dish. Yum?

    I'd rather drink a beer den look at a pitcher o' one. I don't unnerstan' youse city folk......
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    Make out session with William Shatner

    What can I say...she pissed me off!
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    Your Car have a Theme song?

    The Duke likes "Born To Run"....
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    Wheelie Bars

    Wow...was that Landy's mom in the car? One cool thing about those; if you had a set on your bike you would be able to judge what it took to balance and hold in pretty short order, then you could take 'em off and ride without pretty quickly. Lawyers have sure ruined this country.......
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    Dana 60

    Just wait until she finds his credit card receipt for a "pair of Pro Street Hookers"....
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    Dana 60

    She's Ma Mopar's daughter. I went to school with her sister Holley....
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    Dumbest people on the internet

    Yeah, but unfortunately a lot of the Darwins have been proven phony. Great for entertainment purposes though!
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    Dumbest people on the internet

    This is the price we pay for allowing books like "Computer Operation for Dummies" to be published. Be careful. They breed like rabbits.
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    Dumbest people on the internet

    The real question is: Why would we WANT to find them, and now that we did, can we give them back?#-o
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    Dumbest people on the internet

    You sure he didn't say..."and a bunch of guys I no are coming over"? He 'prolly' did....:banghead:
  25. Captainkirk

    Lee Harvey Oswald

    Well, the topic is no joke.
  26. Captainkirk

    Lee Harvey Oswald

    The photo is the actual photo of Oswald (the 'singer') being shot ON CAMERA by Ruby (suit; playing the Tele) while being moved from the Dallas jail.
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    Lee Harvey Oswald

    Well, there's always room for doubt. But there's a lot more to Dallas than any of us will ever know.That much I'm sure of.
  28. Captainkirk

    Lee Harvey Oswald

    Spend a few hours reading HERE and have your mind blown,kiddies... http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/index1.htm ________________________________
  29. Captainkirk

    Grasshopper and the Ant

    Not only did you hit that one square on the head, you drove it clean through the 2X4. Spot on!!
  30. Captainkirk

    Math is fun...no, really

    Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
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