1983 Corvette for sale

[cuda65vpt]

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[HAUK67]

Hmmm.....They never made a 1983 Corvette..

 

[ramenth]

Hell, I saw the thread title and started laughing.

Does that there '83 Vette need anything like a turn signal fluid change?

How are the muffler bearings? What about the kanute valves?

Have you had a chance rotate the rotors and pads yet and change the summer air to winter air in the tires?

 

[RustyRatRod]

Hmmm.....They never made a 1983 Corvette..

Yeah. They made 47, but none were ever sold. Only one is known to have survived. It's in The National Corvette Museum. Google it.