beer and water

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moparwedden

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or a pint of beer...
and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:

Water = Poop,
Beer = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!


:hello1::hello1::hello1::hello1::prayer:
 
It also been proven a couple of beers each day is good for you. So I figure if two is good, eight is better. Guess what? I feel better after eight so they must be right.
 
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