� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I'm scared - S....less!
Only inThis Stupid World.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ️
Only in This Stupid World.....
do drug-stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ️
Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke..️
Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counter️
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.. ️
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering️
EVER WONDER
...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why is lemon juice madewith artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why is the man whoinvests all your money called a broker![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
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I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
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� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I'm scared - S....less!
Only inThis Stupid World.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ️
Only in This Stupid World.....
do drug-stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ️
Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke..️
Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counter️
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight.. ️
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering️
EVER WONDER
...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why is lemon juice madewith artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why is the man whoinvests all your money called a broker
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)
![Question mark :question: ❓](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/2753.png)