Cowboys
Three cowpokes were seated around a campfire out on the lonesome Kansas prairie, with each having equal egos that made them famous. It was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and tall tales.
Fist Fightin' Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Snake River Ben, from Idaho, who couldn't stand to be bested by any man then said, "That ain't nothin',.......I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its damn head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. Didn't even get me a belly ache."
Ol' Kaw River Ralph, the cowboy from Kansas, remained silent,...slowly stirrin' the campfire coals with his pecker.
Three cowpokes were seated around a campfire out on the lonesome Kansas prairie, with each having equal egos that made them famous. It was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and tall tales.
Fist Fightin' Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Snake River Ben, from Idaho, who couldn't stand to be bested by any man then said, "That ain't nothin',.......I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its damn head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. Didn't even get me a belly ache."
Ol' Kaw River Ralph, the cowboy from Kansas, remained silent,...slowly stirrin' the campfire coals with his pecker.
