Rob
Well-Known Member
Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked
'What might ye be sellin' here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ***-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You're doing well. Only two
left!'
Englishmen (Bless them) should not mess with the Irish.
soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent asked
'What might ye be sellin' here?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ***-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You're doing well. Only two
left!'
Englishmen (Bless them) should not mess with the Irish.
