ear hair removal

[SCredneck]

Ear Hair...

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."​

 

[RustyRatRod]

Damn. Of all things I've ever heard it called....never that. lol

 

[66cuda]

schnauzer?????

.[1] The term comes from "Schnauze," the German word for snout,[2] because of the dog's distinctively bearded snout. The type consists of three breeds: the giant, standard and miniature.

[2]The word Schnauzer also means moustache in German, and some authorities, such as the Encyclopedia Brittanica, say this is the origin of the name.

[3]The Schnauzer's beard and leg hair should be brushed often to prevent mats from forming. The body coat should be "stripped" (loose, dead hair is plucked out) at least twice a year. Some schnauzers have wiry hair which is easier to shave but may have fuzzier soft hair which is harder to shave. ooooh Rah!!!

 

[cannucky]

then theres the hybrid Canadian Hairless schnauzers -They shave themselves constantly